Yard Sale Saturday: Britney Spears vs Lindsay Lohan

This really doesn’t take too much explaining. Saturday’s are notorious for yard sales. People like selling their junk to other people dumb enough to buy it. I believe the saying goes, “someone’s trash is another persons treasure.”

Great. Run with that. So in honor of trash, I’m pairing up two fine young ladies that may be in someone’s driveway being sold on the cheap.

Brittany vs Lindsay. It doesn’t get anymore discount then that.

My Edge: LINDSAY (see below)

                                                                           

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Whitney Is A Mixaholic

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Whitney sure mixed it up while in Miami!  During her stay in the sunshine state, Whitney and BFF Roxy satisfied their sweet tooth at Yogen Fruz.  While Roxy went as basic as ever- simple black and white- Whitney shunned all things solid.  Whitney went with a polka dot jacket with a striped shirt.

We know Whitney likes mixing lengths, colors and various floral prints.  She also likes taking risks.  So, she’s a bona fide mixaholic (not to be confused with a milkaholic, see Lindsay Lohan) What do you think of this look?

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Boy George Without His Makeup...

I could have just left this picture up with the title and none of you would have questioned it…none of you!  However, I have some sense of journalistic responsibility so it’s only right that I point out that this isn’t Boy George…it’s Lindsay Lohan.  I hadn’t done a “Lindsay Looks Like Shit,” post in a while, so when I saw this picture I couldn’t resist.  Only thing I had to decide was whether to try and pass her off as Boy George or Joel Madden…I think I made the right choice.

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Israeli Commercial Parodies Hamas Assassination While US TV Watchers Debate Failing Starlet's Baby-Aimed Tantrum

OK, we get it. Life in the Middle East is way more real. You don’t have to go rubbing our noses in it.

While Americans are spending another day up-in-tweets about the Lindsay Lohan/E Trade litigation, over in Israel a supermarket chain is airing a TV commercial that parodies the assassination of a Hamas leader in Dubai earlier this year. The ad, reports the BBC, features garishly-costumed actors and security-camera-esque footage (blatant and unabashed references to the successful assassination scheme), as well as the tag line “We offer killer prices.”

No punches pulled. Man. You couldn’t just let us have this one, could you? We get a healthy nationwide debate going — Is Lindsay really a milkaholic? Does she have one-name star power? Is that baby wearing underwear? — and you gotta go and one-up us like this with your edginess and your jihad. Sheesh. Let someone else have the drama for once, wouldja.

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan – After her disastrous debut as artistic advisor at Emanuel Ungaro last season, with a collection that put models in glittery heart pasties, Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at the fall runway show for the French brand Monday.

(Lindsay Lohan Rumors has been making the rounds at other Paris fashion shows, however, including Viktor & Rolf and John Galliano.)
The collection was probably better for it. Eighties-inspired print blouses, worn with cropped pants and boyfriend jackets, short satin skirts draped at the hips, and ruched and pleated cocktail dresses (did we really need seven nearly identical short black dresses?) paid homage to the exuberant style of the house in a way that wasn’t offensive but didn’t inspire much desire or look especially luxurious either.

Estrella Archs, Ungaro’s design director, took her runway bow solo. But even without Lohan, who is rumored to have left her post (though a company representative would not confirm that), this collection is a still a non-starter.

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FOR GORILLA THE MEDICINE MAN

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The depths of the earth would have been a better bet...

Lindsay LOLohan has announced to all the PEOPLE she thinks that care, that she’s picking up her sh*t and moving to London.

I can almost PICTURE the process somewhat on par with the scene from the Wizard Of Oz, where Dorothy’s house falls on the Wicked Witch.

I think Lindsay feels the same way considering b*tch constantly walks around in an effed up state where nothing really stops spinning…

Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!

Yeah, in other news Samantha Ronson is throwing a LIFE LONG party starting…well whenever the news broke…

God Save The Queen.

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